I know your Wednesdays have been excruciatingly boring for the past couple weeks – and maybe I should apologize. Sometimes life just kicks you in the ass and gives you a swirly in the high school bathroom (which is pretty terrible if you have long hair like mine.) But then a friend texted me a pic from his latest sexcapade and I realized: this will resurrect Hump Day.
I’m a big fan of Twitter. And I really like to change my trending topic from city to city to see what’s going on, especially in Philadelphia (home of the hottest baseball team).
Today, I changed my trending topic city from Washington, DC to Germany after noticing yesterday that you can change the list to include countries. (It is always interesting to me to see what people around the world are talking about.)
Needless to say, I was quite shocked when I saw the top trending topic was #Weltorgasmustag.
Translation: World Orgasm Day.
When I finally stopped laughing, I went to the Googles to see if this is a legit holiday or just something crazy the Germans made up. I found this charming article, auf Deutsch, but to sum it up, the theory is if everyone is out having sex and having amazing orgasms nobody will be fighting and there will be peace in the world.
Therefore, orgasms=world peace.
Get to it ladies…
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