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Life is like a heist that requires good drivers, an explosives expert, a hot girl that doubles as a master of disguise; and this is a hard and fast truth: if The Rock shows up, they’re onto you

31 May

Amy Poehler addressed the Harvard Class of 2011 last week, delivering some well-timed jokes, and thought-inspiring advice. She says this:

You can’t do it alone. As you navigate through the rest of your life, be open to collaboration; other people and other people’s ideas are often better than your own.

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OH YOU FANCY HUH? Graduation guide

13 May

Heyoh! Happy May times! What a great month this is. Everyone is masturbating, and graduating, and it is just a cool time to be a young person, no?

It’s also a cool time to be fancy. Of course, you can be fancy while masturbating, but I can’t talk about that right now. This is a family column, and by that I mean my mama reads this, and so there will be no talk of that, fancy or not. Continue reading

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