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Political conversations with your fiancé

21 Nov

fiancé:  This is a little long but it’s a great read:

http://nymag.com/news/politics/conservatives-david-frum-2011-11/

me:  OH MANNNN.

I LOVE THAT SOME REPUBS ARE LIKE, YALL ARE CRAZY?!!!!

fiancé:  lol. Him and Bruce Bartlett are the big ones

Bartlett was part of Reagan’s Reganomics team

mehttp://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2011/11/21/142600494/former-aig-exec-sues-federal-government-for-25-billion-over-takeover?ft=1&f=1001

THIS IS FUCKING NUTS.

WE BAIL THEM OUT.

AND THEY SUE US?!

fiancé:  Let me read.

In the meantime check this out:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/21/alton-brown-jimmy-fallon_n_1105788.html

Yea, that’s pretty greedy. That’s awful

me:  Also.

Since when did like Newt Grossanimal get up in the polls? Continue reading

G-chat fighting with your Fiancé

6 Sep

Fiancé:  Rachel why is it only 2 PM?

I’m so not in the mood for this day to continue.

Me:  BOOO

Come to my office and play.

Fiancé:  No you will just get tired of me and tell me to leave.

That’s what you did last time, you said, “come to my office,” and then you said, “I’m tired of you, leave me be.”

I also have work to do.

Me:  Didn’t say that.

Fiancé:  You were like “Leave, I have work to do, I don’t want you to stay here and talk about how pretty I am and fawn all over me because you love me and think I’m wonderful.”

Me:  Stop

http://thehairpin.com/2011/08/nine-important-lessons-from-what-is-a-wife

Scarlett, my one-month roommate

Scarlet is leaving tonight.

I am heartbroken.

Fiancé:  Aw no, that’s sad.

This post is brought to you by Rachel, who misses Scarlet the cat dearly.

Conversations with your fiancé

30 Aug

Me: Here’s what you should buy me as a housewarming gift — http://shop.occulter.org/products/half-a-person

Fiancé: Yeah, great idea.

I’ll buy you the $200 candle

because I love you.

(Read this —http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2031502/Hands-snooze-button-Wake-tired-Heres-bounce-bed.html?ITO=1490 )

Me: I declare. Can we just be independently wealthy already? So we can pretend to dabble in photography and write long, illegible essays on the beauty of the failure of baseball in Moleskins that we keep in a color-coded fashion on bookshelves in our cabin in Maine?

And you can be an amateur cabinet maker who makes every cabinet, chair, and cajigger in our cabin?

But of course we will also need an apartment in Brooklyn…. ok. Let’s work on that.

Fiancé: Ok;

Let’s start tomorrow,

I’m busy today.

This post is brought to you by Rachel, who pronounces fiancé like feeee-auuuuunnnsssss-A.

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