fiancé: This is a little long but it’s a great read:
me: OH MANNNN.
I LOVE THAT SOME REPUBS ARE LIKE, YALL ARE CRAZY?!!!!
fiancé: lol. Him and Bruce Bartlett are the big ones
Bartlett was part of Reagan’s Reganomics team
THIS IS FUCKING NUTS.
WE BAIL THEM OUT.
AND THEY SUE US?!
fiancé: Let me read.
In the meantime check this out:
Yea, that’s pretty greedy. That’s awful
Since when did like Newt Grossanimal get up in the polls? Continue reading
Fiancé: Rachel why is it only 2 PM?
I’m so not in the mood for this day to continue.
Come to my office and play.
Fiancé: No you will just get tired of me and tell me to leave.
That’s what you did last time, you said, “come to my office,” and then you said, “I’m tired of you, leave me be.”
I also have work to do.
Me: Didn’t say that.
Fiancé: You were like “Leave, I have work to do, I don’t want you to stay here and talk about how pretty I am and fawn all over me because you love me and think I’m wonderful.”
Scarlett, my one-month roommate
Scarlet is leaving tonight.
I am heartbroken.
Fiancé: Aw no, that’s sad.
This post is brought to you by Rachel, who misses Scarlet the cat dearly.
Me: Here’s what you should buy me as a housewarming gift — http://shop.occulter.org/products/half-a-person
Fiancé: Yeah, great idea.
I’ll buy you the $200 candle
because I love you.
(Read this —http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2031502/Hands-snooze-button-Wake-tired-Heres-bounce-bed.html?ITO=1490 )
Me: I declare. Can we just be independently wealthy already? So we can pretend to dabble in photography and write long, illegible essays on the beauty of the failure of baseball in Moleskins that we keep in a color-coded fashion on bookshelves in our cabin in Maine?
And you can be an amateur cabinet maker who makes every cabinet, chair, and cajigger in our cabin?
But of course we will also need an apartment in Brooklyn…. ok. Let’s work on that.
Let’s start tomorrow,
I’m busy today.
This post is brought to you by Rachel, who pronounces fiancé like feeee-auuuuunnnsssss-A.