I’m so not in the mood for this day to continue.
Come to my office and play.
Fiancé: No you will just get tired of me and tell me to leave.
That’s what you did last time, you said, “come to my office,” and then you said, “I’m tired of you, leave me be.”
I also have work to do.
Me: Didn’t say that.
Fiancé: You were like “Leave, I have work to do, I don’t want you to stay here and talk about how pretty I am and fawn all over me because you love me and think I’m wonderful.”
Scarlet is leaving tonight.
I am heartbroken.
Fiancé: Aw no, that’s sad.
This post is brought to you by Rachel, who misses Scarlet the cat dearly.