Me: Here’s what you should buy me as a housewarming gift — http://shop.occulter.org/products/half-a-person
Fiancé: Yeah, great idea.
I’ll buy you the $200 candle
because I love you.
Me: I declare. Can we just be independently wealthy already? So we can pretend to dabble in photography and write long, illegible essays on the beauty of the failure of baseball in Moleskins that we keep in a color-coded fashion on bookshelves in our cabin in Maine?
And you can be an amateur cabinet maker who makes every cabinet, chair, and cajigger in our cabin?
But of course we will also need an apartment in Brooklyn…. ok. Let’s work on that.
Let’s start tomorrow,
I’m busy today.
This post is brought to you by Rachel, who pronounces fiancé like feeee-auuuuunnnsssss-A.