Oh MAN. Remember Strokey the Penguin?? This week, in Washington DC, you can fucking MEET HIM!
I know that you’re already going to be here for the rally – and Strokey’s gonna be there too! (In front of the Capitol Building Reflecting Pool, according to our sources) So be sure you’re around to snap a pic and sign the pact.
This post brought to you by Tara, who will see you at the rally (she’ll be stalking Strokey)